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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Aspertia Trainers’ School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Plasma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in triple battling and my raichu is the top sniper in the entire US pokémon forces. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elite trainers across Unova and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Thunder, wurmple. The Thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and my pokémon can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my main team. Not only are they extensively trained in Elite-level combat, but I have access to every pokémon in the United States Poké-Military Corps and I will use them to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little muk. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn magikarp. My pokémon will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.